What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:28
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Tea ?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : No
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : I don't drink
He : I'm 24.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Me : Sure.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Thank you.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?